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Group seeks Bush sewage ‘tribute’


A citizens group in San Francisco wants to pay an ironic tribute to President George W Bush when he leaves office – by naming a sewage plant after him.

The group, calling itself the Presidential Memorial Committee of San Francisco, wants the issue voted on at this November’s election.

“It’s important to remember our leaders in the right historical context,” said petition organiser Brian McConnell.

The Republican Party thinks the plan stinks, and it will fight the measure.

Mr McConnell’s group has submitted more than 12,000 signatures on a petition to the San Francisco Department of Elections.

If at least 7,168 of those signatures are found to be valid, the question of whether to rename Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant after the outgoing president will be added to the ballot papers in November.

“In President Bush’s case, we think that we will be cleaning up a substantial mess for the next 10 or 20 years,” said Mr McConnell.

“The sewage treatment facility’s job is to clean up a mess, so we think it’s a fitting tribute.” …read rest of story….

Surgeon sued for giving anesthetized patient temporary tattoo


Surgeon sued for giving anesthetized patient temporary tattoo

In a lawsuit filed yesterday, a Camden County woman accused her orthopedic surgeon of “rubbing a temporary tattoo of a red rose” on her belly while she was under anesthesia.

The patient discovered the tattoo below the panty line the next morning, when her husband was helping her get dressed to go home after the operation for a herniated disc, her attorney, Gregg A. Shivers, said in a phone interview yesterday.

“She was extremely emotionally upset by it,” said Shivers. The suit, filed on behalf of Elizabeth Mateo in Camden County Superior Court, seeks punitive and compensatory damages from Steven Kirshner, a board-certified orthopedic surgeon with offices in Marlton and Lumberton, both in Burlington County.

Kirshner does not deny placing the tattoo – and has left washable marks on patients before to improve their spirits, his lawyer, Robert Agre of Haddonfield, said last night. He said none has complained.

“What’s offensive about this complaint is that it suggests something he did was intended to be prurient, and nothing could be further from the truth,” said Agre. “It was intended just to make the patient feel better.”

Nevertheless, said Art Caplan, chairman of the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine’s Department of Medical Ethics, “you cannot do something like this even as a joke.”

“If it’s true,” said Caplan, whose knowledge of the case was limited to a reporter’s summary, “she’s got a case.”….read rest of story here.

Spelling Bee Kid is No Numbnut-


This kid thought he was given the word Numbnut which according to UrbanDictionary—

A dumbass. A person of questionable intelligence, usually a male for obvious reasons. If reason is not obvious, perhaps you are a numbnut.  The numbnut tried to run away, but failed to realize his shoes were tied together.